Every lobby will be Arms / UHDK / Ret.
If you’re a leather/cloth wearer, prepare to get blended into a smoothie.
As a healer you thought you were confident in keeping your team alive? Enjoy the 200k Ret Pally Decree crit.
As a SP you thought your new void beam build is good? Have a Bastion Spear into a 150k MS sharpen.
Hunters? Say goodbye to your pets, they’re getting zug zug cleaved every fight. You’ll have to spend the rest of the arena trying to Revive Pet.
We’re in the age of the Blender Meta boys, it’s time to reroll into melee and claim your 2400.
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I think you need more zug in your zug.
I rerolled UHDK, watched Partywafflez guide and hit 1800 in less than 5 lobbies.
I’m bout to do Ret next, I don’t even think I need a guide for that one.
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Just look at the nerfs vs buffs. Plate gets buffs while leather gets nerfed.
Clear who blizzards favorites are
I can’t even tell whose leather or whose a clothie in shuffle anymore, everyone gets equal opportunity in the meat blender.
They should give all plate a 20% armor nerf to make it more equal.
As long as we keep our Zug Zug i’m fine with that 
Ah you clearly missed all the DH nerfs. Maybe try a different insult.
But then again you do play warrior so that might be all your brain can muster.
one of these days someone from blizz with power will read these forums and ban the knockoff level 10 bloomsdays
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Man you’re not a bright bulb are you friend.
Wasn’t this moron just parading around crying for Ele nerfs in like 5 threads just yesterday? Now it’s melee? Homie must’ve rerolled Ele thinking it was cake and seen what true hell is like when you’ve got noting but triple melee lobbies.
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Ele was my easiest 1800, brainless lava bursts into 2 set earth shocks while controlling melee with a million utility.
I try to get 1800 on everything for mogs, melee is now the new hype. I finished UHDK, so im doing Ret next then Arms.
It’s not my fault your garbage at Ele despite it being S tier.
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Homeskillet McNugget you already admitted to paying for multiple boosts across multiple seasons, abusing the MMR exploits, leaving on any losses, etc. Anything about your rating can’t be taken seriously. The fact that blizzard protects crackheads like you by letting you post on this alt is comical.
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I never admitted to paying for any boost across any season, I didn’t abuse MMR exploits I left the games I did bad in because the option was available and whenever I look up old posts on the arena section people take a fat steamy 
on you in every thread.
I don’t need validation from a peasant.
Now cry to me about how Ele isn’t S tier because you’re hardstuck Rival, i’ll wait.
“It’s not abuse if you can do it!”
Rofl
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True though, if top 100 players did it so can I 
Thanks for the admission of guilt. I’ll write the ticket homie <3