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What if we eat lard like it’s soup?

It’ll be just be mushy soup.

:fries: :panda_face: :hamburger:

/grabs burger
We all have to die. May as well die happy.

what would a burger made by a pandaren look like?
and dont say crumbs…

Filet of Off Hand sandwich please

Why would you want to eat a murloc hand?

We’re sorry the ice cream maker went on strike. It demands hourly maintenance, a 401K, and 6 apple pies

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/catform
/peesonfloor

Can I use the restroom?

All I have is some used chewing gum. Will that work?

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It demands Juicy Fruit

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Trident peppermint.

Double Mint or bust

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Bust it is then.

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I’ll have a triple Whopper with extra cheese, onion rings and jalapenos with some kind of spicy BBQ sauce, a side of slab fries, bucket of cole slaw, and a gallon of dark beer to wash it down.

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Punish your toilet.

why wouldn’t you?

Because mine has suffered already.

Want a gram of Pepcid?

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Burger time! Burger time!

2 double cheese please… plain. :smiley:

(I had a video but the gif works better)

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