We need a race of tiny elves for the Alliance UWU

Was watching my friend play a Shai in BDO, and I thought to myself - we need some adorable immortal smol elves on the alliance. We’re really missing that UWU factor. The Horde is more UWU than the Alliance is now. Everyone is always asking for high elves anyway, so why not just give them real tiny keebler elves that live in peace and harmony and hold hands and whatnot - basically immortal children with pointy ears!

Just imagine you go into Stormwind and see a little elf girl holding a big staff with an oversized wizard’s hat giving you that OwO stare. You know you want it.

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Blizz will give ally zombie gnomes

I really don’t in fact it’s one of the reasons I don’t play games like that

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How about no more humans and a little more Sethrak?

The reason why Alliance is trash is because it’s mostly human-looking humanoids with no variety.

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Excuse me I’m a 7 foot tall purple girl with horns, hooves, and a tail thank you very much.

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(Translation): “Everyone is always asking for High Elves, so let’s give them something that is absolutely not High Elves, nor what they’ve asked for.”

(Commentary): Do you work at Blizzard at the brainstorming department? Because it sounds a lot like you do. I’ve got some suggestions for Mechagnomes. Firstly, a unique mining animation using a particle beam from our hands/clamps. Second, a second racial mount, the Anti-Gravity Pack, which you activate by double-jumping just like the ones you can make do.

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Tiny elves > Regular elves. Everything is better when it is tiny.

This thread isn’t about mechagnomes it’s about tiny elf children. They’re not guna spend dev time on a race no one plays because they’re ugly.

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(Statement): This is an opinion. Opinions are not wrong, because they are just opinions and hold no actual value beyond being an opinion.

(Commentary): Your opinion is wrong. Besides, the Alliance has enough small races. I am your tiny elf. Deal with it.

(WARNING): OP is attempting to add a race of children to the game. Someone contact the FBI to check their browsing history!

(Commentary): Look who’s talking, squidface?

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Hell yeah!!! Get’em!!

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You’re attempt to be relevant falls flat. No one cares about mechagnomes because almost no one cared about gnomes to begin with.

Tiny little elf children is what we need to make the Alliance beautiful again.

(Warning): Comfort levels have dropped below acceptable parameters.

(Statement): Unit Exacitor will now leave this thread. Have a nice day.

(Commentary): Seriously creepy…

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You know the fact that you are uncomfortable being around children is the real issue here

That reminds me childrens week is coming up soon . Nothing like taking your orphan out into the field of battle. :scream:

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You monsters…you want to send elf children to war. You want them to give their lives so you don’t have to. You monsters.

They would just be child sized, they’d be like 10k years old and be able to beat up orcs with crazy elf magic

Leper gnome as a skin option for base and mechagnomes would be nifty.

“If you want to play small green humanoids, the horde is waiting for you”

You’ve got a point actually, but then I’d be horde.