We got Kennie featured in a skill capped thumbnail before GTA 6

You’re just too good to be true,
Bigmoran, can’t take my eyes off you.
You’d be like heaven to touch,
I wanna hold you so much.
At long last love has arrived,
And I thank fate I’m alive.
You’re just too good to be true,
Bigmoran, can’t take my eyes off you.

Pardon the way that I stare,
There’s just no one else who compares.
The sight of you leaves me weak,
There are no words left to speak.
But if you feel like I feel,
Please let me know it’s real.
You’re just too good to be true,
Bigmoran, can’t take my eyes off you.

(Instrumental / Horn solo)

I love you, Bigmoran,
And if it’s quite alright,
I need you, Bigmoran,
To warm the lonely night.
I love you, Bigmoran,
Trust in me when I say…

Oh pretty Bigmoran,
Don’t bring me down, I pray.
Oh baby, Bigmoran,
Now that I found you, stay.
And let me love you, Bigmoran,
Let me love you…

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I think we’re about to see a really beautiful story unfold.

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Idk the guy, I’ve just had him rando rage whisper me after beating him in 2s.

The craziest thing to me is how dumb that actual video is.

He takes 5 genuinely good pieces of advice insanely out of context and says, “this is a dumb myth! Buy my guide to know the truth!” Then throws on two insanely irrelevant dumb ones at the end to inflate video length??

Imagine making a guide and saying things like, “positioning doesn’t matter” and “damage rotation/fundamentals aren’t important” or, “always juke, buy this guide to learn how to juke better”.

It’s SO fried.

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It’s even higher when you consider all his sockpuppets and alt accounts

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Watched the whole thing. It was essentially just a “well akshually” vid that disagreed then agreed in a milquetoast way the entire time. “Here’s why the forums can be a bad place for help. Buy our guide instead”.

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Admittedly I didn’t watch the whole video, I just saw the initial premise, how he hyperbolized it and made a straw man to disagree, then used that strawman to try and sell a guide.

Just shameless pathetic behavior.

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I wouldn’t mind at all if it didn’t feel like a “we know better” rundown on perfect stranger’s random posts. Could have just kept it positive without weirdly naming and shaming and correcting people. I’m Karening a little but it annoys me since people on here help others for free and they do this for sales.

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I learned that holding your kick is good. I’m going try that later tbh sounds like great advice. Because if you think about it, it’s the best time to kick to avoid getting juked. Honestly I could see a good player changing when he jukes in order to match this tho.

Overall great advice.

Then you change where you kick.

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Exactly. It’s a fun interaction tbh.



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Are the forums uniting against Skillcapped? Most participation PVP has seen all season.

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seeing this is actually surreal LMAO

hey atleast we know they lurk here

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I’m waiting for the I want a stun tuckyb thumbnail any day now.

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bigmoran has been having this one sided beef with kennie for a few months now and idk why or where it stemmed from lol

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Has to be a vendetta from a shuffle lobby.

Maybe Kennie performed an Antman and crawled up the tunnel…

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Sendryn, Fuzzbutt, and Briselody are missing from that list, I’m afraid.

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Wait, isn’t Dozer = Swole? I’m sure they’ve never been seen in the same room together. Also I think even that guy wanting Prot to be OP in pvp for years was more tolerable back when Glad stance was a thing. Can’t remember his name now.