This is very interesting. Here is where I will put my very well thought out intro post full of words and punctuation. Below is where you will post funny replies and thoughtful notes.
[insert something that immediately incriminates me as a race/class stereotype]
Bro I am just d
I am just discussing here
This is a verbose and slightly pedantic reply.
this is where i snarkily reply to someone speaking in good faith
This is a semi dirty joke that most won’t find funny & gets me banned for 3 days.
Right about now is when I pull a small little snippet from your post because I am too lazy to respond to the whole thing and confuse myself easily while arguing
I misinterpret your reply as something hostile, and escalate the situation with an openly hostile response.
Here is a low quality post I don’t put much effort in making also there’s a reference or joke only I find funny.
This is where I would type out something monumentally stupid because I am overdosing on coffee and a severe lack of sleep.
I will promptly forget about it until somebody on Discord manages to pierce my zombie-like state and ask what the zogg am I doing.
This is when I, as a regular poster, would hop in with something funny and classic, like “Good evening, everybody.” diffusing the tension above me.
This is the point where I admit I cant be bothered to read any of the replies in this thread and then make a profound question. I will later be angered when no one reads this or replies to it.
heres where i separate your post into separate paragraph blocks, picking each of them apart piece by piece
Now I quote each individual argument and begin justifying why I’m still right and hyper focusing on one analogy you make.
I end with a dramatically sweeping over generalization that is only partially related to the topic and everyone who reads it goes Y I K E S out loud.
Making this post in an attempt to be positive and happy. Then, dreading the thought of seeing a notification for a reply since I assume it’ll be someone telling me how wrong I am or how my post doesn’t actually provide anything. I’ll probably spend the next hour worrying about that and if anyone notices that I’m from Moon Guard and not Wyrmrest Accord.
Lashing out from my current argument with Stalairne, I find a way to relate your post to the argument and then try to prove that wrong too.
I spend ten minutes trying to type a really witty post that will get me so many likes, but I keep second-guessing the joke until I’m dead certain that it’s not even slightly funny.
Then I freak out over how people have probably noticed that I’ve been typing something for awhile, so I panic and complain about Saurfang instead
I interject an only tangentally related reminder that Blizzard is bad
i post about how i do not like world of warcraft very much at the moment
i will do so again in another thread in ten minutes
I post about looking for a raiding guild on this server.
[Which I totally am.]