Wätts, don’t worry too much about the use of past tense, I’m sure nothing bad at all is happening to you at 12:37 AM tonight. Anyway.
Do you see him as a basically good or a bad guy, given his past posting actions and choices of being a gnome?
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Being a gnome implies a sense of humor or at least a certain willingness to disregard the status quo in favor of joy.
I don’t really remember his posting history, but someone who presents themselves as the most relentlessly positive of races deserves at least some good guy points.
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Mm, no Sledgie, I must disagree with you completely.
When I think of evil, know what I think of? People who use explosives recklessly, disregarding the most basic safety concerns.
Well, actually, I think of a lot of other things first, but that is also on the list of evil things somewhere.
Point being, there is no such thing as a good gnome. A good dwarf? Obviously, Sledgie is dwarf.
But a good gnome?
No. They do not exist.
Not a single good gnome at all.
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Gnomes REGARD basic safety precautions.
Not necessarily follow them, but they study them first. It’s just that sometimes you have to lick something bright green and bubbling. For science.
You’re thinking of goblins, who swan dive into the pool of being “THE WORST” so gracefully they’re actually the best.
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And what good thing has science ever brought us, huh? Medicine? Did you know some of the worst people ever benefitted from medicine?! Yeah. Think about that.
The internet? Clearly the worst decision humanity has ever made.
Space flight? That’s how the aliens will find us, and then we’re invaded. And let me tell you, when they see what we put on the internet, it won’t be the fun kind of invasion.
No, I try very hard never to do that.
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Seems like reckless explosions snuck into your subconscious anyway.
The only cure is to be a horrible superficial bomb loving turn of the century robber baron with intense style.
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Yes, because of gnomes.
Ok, but no tho!! I am THE premire Mocha Elf Marksman Hunter named Alynsa from Wyrmrest Accord in ALL OF WARCRAFT HISTORY!! Why would I ever downgrade into being a tiny bighead gnome?
They are not the master of the 360 No-Scope Misdirect Barrage pull. That is me, the Mocha Elf Marksman Hunter Alynsa.
All they can do is blow up their own city.
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Sometimes explosions are GOOD FOR THE HEART.
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Hush now, Green Gnomeblin.
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Pfft, who needs to no scope barrage stuff, I simply pull the entire expansion as a bear tank and laugh as my health barely drops! And all the raid bosses go home frustrated because the bear won’t stop tanking them 
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The 360 Degree No Scope Misdirect Barrage pull doesn’t stop at this expansion.
As every single hunter who has ever clicked Barrage knows, it can pull mobs from different continents, from previous expansions, and even Vanilla stuff.
Barrage is the spacetime breaking omega pull. Everyone knows this.
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So you’re the one who keeps breaking the timeways huh?! HUH?!
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I cannot help it. That is the power of the 360 No Scope Misdirect Barrage pull.
One time I cast Barrage by mistake in Orgrimmar. I didn’t see anything at first, so I went to get more coffee.
By the time I came back Fyrakk, three different Hoggers, Old Naxxramas, Varian Wrynn, and so many other things I couldn’t even make out were attacking the city, trying to get to me.
This happened in BfA.
It’s that powerful.
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Gnomes are the best warlocks, they always keep their demons under control!
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Lord Jaraxxus approves of this message.
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Those trifling gnomes. I bet their arrogance will be their undoing.
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Who can argue with such logic!
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I don’t know about good or evil, but I know if you get 60 of them together they will make a light bulb glow. Research into the phenomena is still ongoing.
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If we’re taking my past posting actions into account, I used to be a blade a bit more Grand than this one.
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Watts is evil confirmed.
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