Warriors ASSEMBLE

Zynthiax-emerald-dream · June 11, 2019, 5:21pm

Raises the warrior king Trollbane and the warrior general Nazgrim.

-Come on lads, you know what song i want to hear!

Trollbane and Nazgrims starts to sing:
Ooh-bi-doo, I wan’na be like you
I want to walk like you, talk like you, too

Yeah, you are Death Knights now lads!

Garsto-illidan · June 11, 2019, 5:21pm

You Warriors are so adorable

/bearhug

Zynthiax-emerald-dream · June 11, 2019, 5:22pm

Hmm strong words from a warrior who started to cry earlier because someone took her snacks!

Orlok-sentinels · June 11, 2019, 5:24pm

You are the reason we can’t have brutal things. You taint everything.

Zynthiax-emerald-dream · June 11, 2019, 5:25pm

pets the oversized pet behind the ear

If you only were an unholy bear… or cat… or whatever form you have…

Garsto-illidan · June 11, 2019, 5:27pm

I prefer cow form /moo

Skourn-moon-guard · June 11, 2019, 5:28pm

Sodak is here.

/crashes through saloon doors

Sodak-moon-guard · June 11, 2019, 5:30pm

Ok.

Now Sodak is here…

Ariesor-wyrmrest-accord · June 11, 2019, 5:35pm

screaming while fighting:
“ARIESOR CAN SHOW YOU THE WOOOOOORLD!
VIOLENT, BLITHERING, RANCID
TELL ME, DEATH KNIGHT, NOW WHEN DID
YOU LAST LET YOURSELF TAKE FLIGHT?
I CAN RIP OUT YOUR EYES
TEAR YOU FULLY ASUNDER
O’ER MY HEAD OR UNDER
ANYONE THAT RESISTS DIES
A WHOLE NEW ROOOOOUND
A NEW FANTASTIC CHANCE TO KILL
NO ONE TO TELL ME NO
I’M MURDER-HOBO
MY RAGE IS NEVER ENDING
A WHOLE NEW ROOOOOUND
A CHANCE TO CLEAVE THAT GUY IN TWO
AND NOW THAT I AM HERE
IT’S CRYSTAL CLEAR
THAT A WARRIOR IS BETTER THAN DEATH KNIGHT TOO!”

Orlok-sentinels · June 11, 2019, 5:38pm

I can’t stop clapping and laughing. Bravo sir!

Zynthiax-emerald-dream · June 11, 2019, 5:38pm

Covers ears

Some people really enjoy singing. To bad they dont enjoying singing good. Are you sure you are a warrior and not a bard?

Btw…
Bambi’s mom was a warrior. Nuff said!

Argo-tichondrius · June 11, 2019, 5:39pm

Buff Fury!!!
It needs a buff, or am I just sucky?

Orlok-sentinels · June 11, 2019, 5:42pm

All we need is a boost to Enrage dmg and we’ll be sitting pretty.

Zynthiax-emerald-dream · June 11, 2019, 5:47pm

Face it Warriors, your party was DEAD until a Death Knight once again raised it and it started to become alive again…

Argo-tichondrius · June 11, 2019, 5:48pm

I am only 400 item level on my warrior, but my dps feels so low unless I get lucky with crits…
Shouldn’t be so dependent on crits though.
And I love warriors now but I don’t think they should be using rampage as a main ability, they need more rotation and options!

Chubbypengui-area-52 · June 11, 2019, 5:59pm

We dont talk about that!

Zynthiax-emerald-dream · June 11, 2019, 6:02pm

Seriously, you gave the word battle cry a new meaning!

acc to wowipedia

Battle Cry : To start crying on the fields of battle, a skill unique to the Warrior class.
To protect yourself from the battle cry, bring lots of linnen tissues!

Arshia-alexstrasza · June 11, 2019, 10:14pm

looks like sparkles (paladins) and stanky (death knoobs) are still hanging around desperate to bask in the win that is warriors. GO sit at the loser table with those kids who eat paste (rogues).

Zynthiax-emerald-dream · June 12, 2019, 1:56pm

Sits down at the champion’s table

Miss, i wan’t to order one of your finest ale please!

Eilykin-dalaran · June 12, 2019, 2:09pm

Warrior here, assembling as requested.