Warrior Thoughts

Blizzard needs to revisit our class and the class fantasy. Seriously, when other classes tell me that they feel bad for warriors, its time to do something about it. SO AND SO CLASS IS TOPPING THE DPS CHARTS — BETTER NERF WARRIOR. ← Blizzard mentality.

Warrior’s should not be able to be feared. Period. Warrior’s should be able to break out of/resist slows and traps. WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE MONSTERS. We rush into battle ignoring pain and common sense. We RAGE. Being slowed or trapped should instantly cap out Rage because it would be utterly infuriating to the warrior who see’s their target hopping and skipping away like fairies.

WE EAT CRAYONS.

Other classes should be scared of warriors.
Classes should be WARY of warriors.
Currently, we are laughed at and lol’ed at when we are kited around.

Sustained damage is fine. But we should be UNCAPPED damage. Seriously, we are one of the few classes that SHOULD be uncapped.

We don’t want our stupid shouts extended. Useless talent point.

We don’t want our stupid shouts to CC outside of Piercing and Intimidating Shout.

We want to crush our enemies. I am GUTTING things with two giant two-handed weapons —- WHY ARE CATS AND BLIND MONGRELS capable of outdamaging US?? WHY IS A FAT CHICKEN SPAMMING MOONFIRE capable of doing more damage!!?? Especially when they can become a tank OR healer at will and undo everything I do to them.

Rogues and Warrior’s bring NOTHING else to the table but damage. I SHOULDN’T see a stupid ret paladin WHO IS ONLY HALF WARRIOR BURSTING MORE DAMAGE. HE ISN’T A PRIEST. HE ISN’T A WARRIOR.

I HAVE TRAINED MY WHOLE LIFE TO MUUUUUUUUURDER.

RET PALLY SPENT HALF HIS LIFE STUDYING THE LIGHT. HE SHOULDN’T BE DOING MORE DAMAGE THAN ME AT ANY TIME. Maybe when we have a cold??

Seriously, warrior’s need some love and attention. We are STARVED for it. Why not give us something like Lust but something that is more permanently applied. Like…”Presence” which causes a 2% or 4% damage reduction for all allies, OR damage increase toward all enemies that we apply Rend to?? That would certainly make us viable to bring to high-level keys right??

WE NEED SOMETHING.

Anyway. That’s my rant.

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I keep saying they should brez by yelling at people to get back up but they keep ignoring me!

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You just reminded me of this!

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Can a mage please read this post to me? I think this guy has crayons

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I thought all warriors talk crayons

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OP is just another hulk smash me need hammer type of warriors.

OP is a fake warrior cuz real warriors don’t have any thoughts

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I eat crayons and full send into healers in bgs…. Zug zug

OP hasn’t learned yet. Warriors have a hidden statistic unavailable to other classes:

Style Points

This unique stat can only be accumulated by doing the most audacious, ludicrous, and completely outlandish maneuvers in the game. A Ret Paladins might do damage by swinging a sword or hammer. Boring. He lacks the machismo of a Warrior recklessly charging and leaping into a horde of enemies with a grin on his face and bloodlust in his heart. You must embrace your inner lunatic and take the chances no squishy twinkle-fingers would dare attempt. What do we call soloing building sized monsters while the group watches on in terror? Tuesday. “Hey Y’all, watch this” isn’t just chance to show off. It is a way of life.

Style points are also accumulated through our appearance. That is why plate armor boasts some of the flashiest and bold designs in the game. If you’re going to slaughter a pack of beasts, you better look darn good doing it. Style points are also contingent on your beard, so it is imperative to keep it as long and lush as possible.

In short, worry not about the numbers. Any long-time Warrior will tell you they always come around. Pulling off the most entertaining acts combining form and function is where the true Warrior draw resides.

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This thread yelled at me and gave me an attack buff. :flexed_biceps:

LOL! So true. But still if being fabulous gave me extra points, I’d be in first place :smiley: !

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