Look at our talents:
Hugs make us stronger.
We draw inspiration from our Demon friends.
Sweet Souls, that’s what we are.
We are strong willed. That’s a virtue. We are virtuous.
We are charitable.
Besides, we are the Class that summons puppies and hot people. Everybody loves puppies and hot people.
We are the Class that gives cookies for free. Everybody loves cookies.
We are the Class that brings friends together with our Summoning Ritual. Everybody loves friendship.
TLDR: Warlocks are wholesome
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Luxuria:
Hugs make us stronger.
You haven’t been allowed to hug since Vanilla.
Friendly emotes are no longer available to the Warlock.
https://wowpedia.fandom.com/wiki/Patch_1.11_(Evil_Patch_Notes)
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Allowed?
We are Warlocks. We wield Fel. The Magic of Disorder. The Magic of CHAOS!
No one can control Chaos. No one except Shadow the Hedgehog, and he doesn’t exist in the Warcraft Universe
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No argument here. Thank you for the cookies n hot people wholesomeness.
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Karat:
That you know of
If Shadow the Hedgehog existed in the Warcraft Universe, we would have met him in Shadowlands
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Maybe that’s just what Big Hedgehog™ wants you to think.
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What about this fiendish cruelty talent I see you have? Hmmm.
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He does, I found him in a cave on Argus and he goes “All hail shadow” when you click on him and “Heroes rise again” when you close the chat window or walk away.
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I said Warlocks were wholesome.
I didn’t say I was wholesome
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Hmm… if Warlocks are wholesome but you’re not it can only mean one thing: you’re a DH in disguise.
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Locks even embraced a more work-friendly culture and renamed Enslave Demon to Subjugate Demon.
Locks are so thoughtful and caring.
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Lore wise: Cool
In game: Target dummies and cookie providers
I’m a complicated Big Red Bikini Demon.
I’m wholesome towards other demons and hot people. Double wholesome towards hot people who are demons.
But I’m fiendishly cruel towards Demon Hunters
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I bet Luxuria’s next post will be about Warlocks being hippies
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I don’t need to be wholesome when I’m zen, those are the rules (probably).
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… glares …
(If a stare could burn a hole through you… Oh, wait … mine can.)
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Warlocks aren’t hippies.
That said, we are the opposite of Demon Hunters, so we are Demon Vegans.
How does that work, when Demon Hunters are both demons and hot people?
Demon Hunters aren’t Demons, they are Demon Hunters. Like, the guy who killed Bambi’s mom was a deer hunter, not a deer. Even if he were to wear her skin and walk on all fours, that wouldn’t make him a deer.
Also they are anything but hot people. It starts with their gross burning eye sockets and it goes downhill from there.
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