Warlock /Flex

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Tremble before my rippling muscles! :muscle:

Kisses biceps

Destruction Warlocks have the best muscles. We need to be strong in order to resist Chaos Bolt recoil.

Just look at Hulk Gul’dan :sunglasses:

All those fire spells also leave us dehydrated which is great for definition.

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We strong like bull. Or err cow in my case.

:muscle::grimacing:

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i haven’t had muscles since before the plague

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Bonus points for being undead!!

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Any undead guy who smells like fel instead of rotted food is a boon in my book :kissing_heart:

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I wasn’t sure whether to post because I don’t want to upstage Mortis the Muscular, but…you using that gym mirror?

/gnome flex

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Your muscles are especially fleshy today, Morris. What is your secret?

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It seems a demon hunter also stole your muscles…and skin

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Whathca gonna do when HulkaGul’dania runs while ovah you, bruthah!!

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He also died.

Just sayin

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Didn’t he disintegrate after spending 5 seconds in the ring with a Demon Hunter?

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And in the warcraft movie Gul’dan was getting pwnd by an orc with real muscles and had to resort to his fel magic to save his butt.

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Low fluid intake does really make those striations pop!

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We can get in on this too, yeah?

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He disintegrated after being beaten for a long time by a small army of murder hobos, followed by a kill steal from a Demon Hunter.

Gul’dan’s muscles were supreme. He lost on technique because he wasn’t used to close quarters combat.

Having the biggest strongest muscles doesn’t automatically make you good at fighting. It does help though. That was a fight between a scholar and a barbarian.

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/flex cuz there is no /flex like a Gnome flex.

(puts out a little tray of cookies in support of /flex!)

:cookie:

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Pfft. A scholar? More like a thief! He had muscles and strength to begin because he sucked it from his victims.

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No pain, no gain. Gul’dan merely outsourced the pain.

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Can you smell what the Lock is cooking?!?

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