Warcraft: Sylvanas spoilers

Which makes me wonder why she needed them and why she took them from someone else in the first place? they are not functional.

They cannot be used in battle, or maybe they can… I picture Alynsa or Sledge’s voice in my head yelling “Battlebreasts!” Imagine if you can take them off and use them like nun-chucks. “Wha-ta!”

Forsaken are an interesting race and Forsaken sexuality should be something the lore explores. They should never have removed the adult humor from the game. They just shouod have modified it, it would be funny if she said “if I ever find myself without a weapon, I can fashion myself a bola.” What’s funnier than an undead being able to take off her breasts and use them as a weapon? That’s the body humor I signed up for when I rolled a Forsaken.

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