Warcraft Story | Xalalatath is sassy

https://warcraftstory.com/FZsR0E57tWn

I didnt wave enough is all I’m getting outta this

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I got praised for the grind of murdering many raid bosses.

Then I got unfairly scrutinized for my accepting of 176 summons, at least half of which are for guild RP events.

I did one in French and I got called out for killing 240 critters or BESTIOLES TUEES whatever the heck that means. Then I did one in German that said I ate 176 meals.

I got one on my dracthyr that basically praised me but then said my dedication to crafts was distracting me. It was 10 work orders. Over 2 years. What does she WANT from me!?

Sarestha got TWO Sarkareth Kills.

That’s twice as many Sarkareth kills as the lore characters.

I’m more powerful than the lore.

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I’m at 15 minutes and only 24% complete on my story.

Xal’atath looking at my rap-sheet, then me, sweating, and looking back at the sheet.

“That’s a lot of …”

“Yes.”

“And they all …?”

Yes.

“Couldn’t you just have …”

“…No.

“Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay then, you’re going to be sitting this Expansion out, please.”

No.

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Oh this is kind of cool.

Processing Norman now. The server is probably crying in hysterical fits of laughter.

pretty accurate, NGL. lolol

https://warcraftstory.com/9Mh2q5KLg7p

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Xalalalalalalalalalalatath: Over 2k Raid Boss kills? Impressive.

Me: Nice.

Xalalalalalalalalalalalatanth: But you gesture too much, you silly goose.

Me: D:

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Do you have tier three for the forums? If not, how did you post the link like that? I must learns theus secretses

Get the link and put a back quote symbol before and after it, to turn it grey:

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Thank you, for your kindness, i shall never eat Gnome again.

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Than I shall eat twice as many in honor of your valiant gesture!

Also she got stuck at 26%.

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Gently pokes Rakham in the knee with the dull end of a spear.

Please leave the Gnomes alone. They’re more bone than meat and I would hate for you to lose your life because you choked on a Gnome finger.

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https://warcraftstory.com/jtFypKeUpMh

I don’t want to talk about it.

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Use heroic leap more

My Brother in Rage, I would like to share with you a horror story I’m sure you know as well as I do:

No Path Available

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Also, I’ve not seen him around for a bit, but I wanted to pull it for him just in case he came around after this little feature film maker went down.

So here’s Nakhu’s:
https://warcraftstory.com/oHtEZyMl97r

I’m not sure what scares me more… His honorable kills or his use of the laugh emote

I know they are just empty calories, but my willpower is only so strong…

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