Death has, at last, claimed you. Ferried into the Shadowlands, you are promised an afterlife befitting of your merits… However, one fateful moment in your life has sent you on the path of penance. You stand before your Venthyr punishers, humbled and repentant. You must confess the sin that weighs upon your soul before being judged… Now, then… Come forth, under the gaze of your peers and confess your sins. The more details, the better.
Starting off with me:
I am a being of greed, deception and sin. I prey upon the desperate players who know nothing of lockpicking and are in need of a competent locksmith like myself. Being presented as the kindly Rogue, I freely offer my services. I’ve danced this dance many times before and I know that the more kinder one appears, the more greater the tip will be.
As they open the trade window to present me their lockbox, I feign ignorance – For some reason I ‘cannot’ pick the lock of their lockbox in the ‘Will Not Be Traded’ window. This forces them to trade their lockboxes with me, of which I am able to open it. However, upon opening it, I secretly steal the most valuable items inside, leaving only the most useless items behind.
Upon trading the boxes back, after making a decent profit from the items I stole, I am often given a kind tip numbering between three hundred, to two thousand gold for my services.
They were none the wiser, not knowing that they were robbed of what is rightfully theirs…
…Forgive me, please.
This may or may not be WoW content video at some point.
This one was better before the squish, but it still is something I silently enjoy.
I like to make lvl 1 characters and use my sea turtle mount. If you use /commands to mount it, even a level 1 can use it. Sea Turtle moves at walking speed and therefor can be used at any level, even before they did the squish of levels and such.
I would just ride around low level areas/cities and wait until I would (more so in the past) get whispers about how I’m hacking because I’m mounted at lvl 1 and that they are reporting me.
Its great.
I did nothing wrong, for I am a fox. 
