Warcraft has made me disabled

Hi forums,

A word of warning in the tale that follows. I have been playing warcraft too much, it has started to give me upper back pain, so a couple of months ago, I started to do push-ups to combat this pain. Every time I was waiting for the group finder or was waiting for an M+ group to fill, or while raiding and on a “break” I would do 20 to 60 push-ups. At first, it was working and my back pain went away (still don’t have pain).

Unfortunately, this means I have to do hundreds of push-ups a day, just to play. Now you might not think this is a bad thing, but actually, I just found out today that my triceps and back have gotten so much bigger from these push-ups that I can no longer scratch my back. Today I had a terrible itch, and I could not reach it, I have lost my ability to scratch near the middle of my back because my arms are so much bigger now. This is considered a “disability” because I have lost the “ability” to scratch my back. Please be aware of this possibility while you get camped by the alliance in the maw.

Your friend,

Thank you

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*in a petter griffon voice

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM back scrattcha?

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Swol patrol has arrived.

I’m so glad I am not the only person whose mind immediately went there.

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Is there a gofundme we can donate to, you brave hero…?

Yes please take his money

Why dont you use a wall corner or a door?

You should roll a healer or tank and cut down on all down time… or in your case push-ups…

Masked “PvP happened” thread.

it’s the chair, or the desk, or both.

but push-ups can’t hurt

Basically: “Feel sorry for me bro because I’m so buff right now I can’t scratch my own back. Muscles in the way!”

Pete-ta are you selling back scratchers again?

Mmm yes, the fat man is selling back scratchers again

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I feel you I have been doing sorta the same but only because gyms are closed I had to take my irl pic off my discord profile women wouldn’t leave me alone it was crazy.