Agreed. Unfortunately, they’re gone already. 
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Wait, what? Taco Bell makes chicken nuggets now?
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Maybe we are meant to recruit giant evil indomitable spiders for our team 
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Oh no, it’s a Box Jellyfish!
And…it…has…a GUN! 
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you mean the half spider half elf things?
lolth does that as a punishment.
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You mean Driders, when Llolth says “you had one job” and curses them.
I meant more giant spiders like Llolth on our team.
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Makes the spider infested place look like circle 1-8 of Dante’s Inferno
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Spider Elf, Spider Elf, does whatever a spider elf does.
Can she swing from a web?
No, she can’t, she’s just an elf 
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tax all Wagglers and waggling
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you can keep the spiders, i’d just turn em into darkshore crab cakes
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Or Crabby Patties
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How many crab cakes would you get out of Llolth ?
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90s best era
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Enough to make Sponge Bob explode.
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patiently waiting for spring to steal cabbages from Breads farms.
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You could probably raid Bread’s frozen deep dish pizza factory instead. 
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deep dish PIZZA?!
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Weirdly placed between the peep factory and the place where they package pork chops
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Frozen is horrible, freshly made at Dominos is where it’s at.
Cabbages on the pizza has to be freshly picked and washed.
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