We can leave your friends behind
cuz your friends donât dance and if they donât dance then they aint no friends of mine
i wanna see that Westfalia in the back bouncing and locked up like that bug
I am gonna give this crystal to totems irl.
women like pretty crystals right.
also a brand new pair of shoes.
women like shoes right?
omg. i found a quick way to defrost bacon. place it next to my intel cpu.
DEFROSTED BACON IN ABOUT AN HOUR.
GENIUS.
I donât need to defrost my bacon since itâs not frosted in the first place.
and just before this scene his landlord invites him to his (the landlordâs) dance quintet, âyou know, my cycle.â good meta reference on dancing, 10/10
buddy. my bacon was frozen. okay. work with me here.
I keep my bacon in the fridge.
Also:
omg samara is so hawt.
bacon almost unfrozen soon it will be time to leave and make my side pork.