How about a Draenei on skis?
my pickles are mushy with no crunch
Get your hands off the buns, muffins and the peach pie
Blood Elf âbunsâ are an embellishment on the word âflatbreadâ.
Stop singing so loud, you will attract the BalrogâŚ
This is after that xD
So Iâm attracting orcs and spiders
Lord Beckett! Theyâve started to sing!
somehow weâre in a Pirates of the Carribean/LotR crossover
why didnât the fellowship just ride a ship of the line to Mordor?
I canât hear you over the sound of me stuffing my mouth.
Correct me if Iâm wrong ⌠but isnât Mordor land-locked?
Sure, but if you can get to the coast, you could get a lot closer to Mordor by ship much easier. You can almost sail to Minis Tirith (the Corsairs of Umbar, for example). this would have avoided the Misty Mountains and the Gap of Rohan
But as the video explains, it wasnât practical for the Fellowship.
Mountains. The route they took kept them under mountains and in dense forests which shrouded them from the Eye of Sauron up until just when they got to Sauronâs door.
The whole point of so few, inconspicious, and slow moving folks as were chosen was so that Sauron wouldnât see them coming. Eagles or a ship are easily spotted, but 5 people creeping through the countryside are just sort of average for that setting, what made things difficult is that Sauron could sort of sense the proximate location anyways of whoever is wearing the ring. He knows what town theyâre even in, just not WHERE (in town) and WHO.
Bold of you to assume they donât have pirates
Corsairs of Umbar were pirates.
Sauron also expected whomever had the ring would use it. Rally forces and contend with Sauron directly.
The idea that the ringbearer would instead attempt to destroy the ring never crossed his mind.
Itâs why when Aragorn marched on the Black Gate, Sauron fell for the trap, thinking Aragorn had the ring. Not to mention this was after Aragorn used the Palantir to challenge Sauron directly (I donât remember if that was in the movie). Sauron had no idea that Frodo was literally in his backyard until Frodo was almost at Mount Doom.
Pretty sure it was and it was when Aragorn showed off his new main hand weapon