“I want to see Gus all cozy in it.”
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i didnt take a picture of that unfortunately. will have to maybe wait till i can get him in my room all tired and put it on him. might take awhile. he doesnt look tired today. like i mean really really tired.
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Alleria the lifeguard is currently starring in the WoW edition of Baywatch, she was last seen rescuing an orc who was playing water polo with belf ladies…
stops thrasing
gets out of pool and sulks angrily
got all wet and broke my inner tube for nothing.
I WANT TO REGISTER A COMPLAINT WITH THE AZEROTHIAN COAST GUARD!
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A portal opens and Alleria the lifeguard appears dragging the soggy and bedraggled Orc. She asks if you require assistance ?
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nope its too late now. IM TAKING IT ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP.
throws their popped inner tube at alleria and storms off to the managers office
Say hi to Karen.
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yes this lifeguard alleria failed to save me in time. she snubbed me for some stinky rock eating orc. she failed at her job. I WANT HER FIRED!
bread says as they drip water all over the dusk and mahogany wood floor.
and also your floaties are of substandard quality.
this place seems like a substandard operation!
The manager lady looks unimpressed with your tirade and says “Would you like fries with that”
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fel blasts the desk
DONT MAKE ME GO ALL THE WAY TO THE COAST GUARD ASSOCIATION OF AZEROTHIAN LIFEGUARDS!
you evil draenei trying to keep me off the forums. you must have heard my complaints and come to shut me down.
We draenei aren’t evil, we’re just misunderstood.
/Sharpens horns, swishes tail, stamps hooves…
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i cant wait when bread marry’s a draenei and we can all reminisce his
days of his denials. invite me pls for i would like free food 
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i wish i had someone to marry.
@moondoggie you are one of first on guest list.
Hmmm…
Jessica Rabbit…
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“Ummm… That is Dragon BAKED Cookies. They are not made out of Dragons. They are baked with Dragon Fire.”
/wink
/giggle
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Awww 
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“Sorry. My Kitchen Dragon refuses to cook her kin.”
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dont worry dreadmoon, i can always make ya bbq out of a dragon.
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I do miss slaughtering those Red Dragons back in Legion 
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