Different horned individual, the one in a apron.
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Sounds like a heckuva drink. Goes down smooth, but watch out for the tail!
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As a bard I may or may not have charmed a dragon…
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I guess the way to tell would be by observing just where they’re whacking you with that tail…
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Hey uncle you better get home she looking for you to help redecorate the cave 
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As a bard it’s a contractual requirement that you attempt to seduce at least one mythological creature during your career.
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You passed the charisma roll.
Now roll me a D20
Constitution roll with disadvantage.
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This is why you always fix your Bards up with proficiency in Athletics and Acrobatics.
Microsoft is trying to install Copilot on my computer.
I immediately deleted it.
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I would imagine that your computer’s TCDS (type certificate data sheet) indicates that, for all operations, the minimum required crew is one. I agree with the deletion of the co-pilot.
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Delicious
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Someone likes olives, fries and the 1975
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Ranch dressing is missing.
I was going to say it needs cheese.
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Cheese and ranch dressing.
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Meat. Some form of animal protein, please.
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ya’ll mean chili n cheese
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The three wise PCs: gold cheese, frankenranch and meat
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I am not looking forward to when I finally update to Windows 11 and have to strip out half the OS again like I did for Windows 10.
I wish I could basically just run a modern version of Windows XP.
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I bread vow to go sober for 30 days. that is all.
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