Well what I have is technically love hooks/chompers, not really whimpy pointy little vampire fangs.
Unfortunately the design makes them inefficient.
Can you explain it for the clearly unsophisticated human here?
Damn, and here I thought they would be more efficient due to less wear in the cylinder, less energy loss with the stop/start motion. But Iâm no thermodynamicist.
âNo. You DONâT. Trust me on this one.â
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Appears after the Ouija summoning âOkay, who here said Beetlejuice and or Bloody Mary three times?â
Theyâre very thirsty engines, the rotor tips tend to fail after a while and they burn oil which is a problem for emissions. They do rev very high and make lots of power for their size.
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The gases in the different stages get mixed together a little bit because thereâs no 100% way to seal one stage away from the next.
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But how would it work if you played it using a language non-native to the region and not familiar to the players?
âJoke all you want to, but those things are evil.â
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Should I stop using it as a mousepad then�? Accidentally summons himself again /sigh
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âNever mind. Go ahead. Open portals to Hades, see if I care.â
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If youâre feeling really vindictive towards the spirit world, youâll go for a late night drive on the interstate, and then at midnight youâll roll down the window, lean on the gas, and say âBloody Maryâ three times into your side mirror.
Sheâll appear, and then have to pump pavement at 100 miles per hour.
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That is EVIL, I love it! Lucifer already kinda kicked me out forâŠuhâŠthings. Does the Mephistopheles waltz
There are a few other problems, but gas seal (or the lack thereof) is the real problem.
Now, if you want mechanics, your neighbors, and everyone in general to HATE you, youâll use a Brayton cycle engine in your car.
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Just make sure you pick the correct one. If you use the right side view, she will be closer and more grotesque than will appear.
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Canât log in.
cries
While true, if she glares at you with hatred and menace, sheâs not watching where sheâs running and is liable to eat a guardrail.
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And if the driver is focused on the side view mirror, you may soon find it painting the sky, as the vehicle pitches over after driving off the cliff guarded by the guardrail. 
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About a cup of Makerâs Mark because I was going for that bourbony flavor and didnât cook down the sauce FIRST on the stovetop to cook out the alcohol.
Luckily itâs an old oven so could take the abuse, but man, was it startling and yes, there is a reason there is a fire extinguisher near the stove. Didnât need to use it, but in hindsight, it was very much a comedy moment for those not involved. 
Outside of the two booms and the flames, came out well enough.
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