I bet you could make this work … it would be prohibitively expensive, but an outer ballistic cloth layer would prevent a fair number of punctures.
Depends on the weave, and the specific formula used. They do make cut-resistant work gloves out of aramid fibers.
Lead inner tube for blood elves.
marble inner tube for draenei then.
I joined the game recently and have already found the joy of waggling.
Says the Orc in the skimpy bikini.
welcome new waggler.
Free Twinkie pizza’s on the house. Welcome to the beach party.
twinkie pizzas…
waggle shop is once again open
we now have Draenei sponsored energy drink
opens competing sin’dorei energy drink shop
get your fel rushes here!
Buys Draenei energy drink. 
Ahhhh…Not the face not the face.
All I’m getting from this is that you want me to take it off.
CANONBALL!!!
It is time for your monthly manscaping session…
Summons draenei maids with hot wax and shaving equipment
/Substitution jutsu
Wait… that’s Hawkens…
Hawkens has gotten quite scraggly since they disappeared
i blame you.
