I didn’t choose the buff life.
It chose me.
None of the elves ever complained.
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Elves are just Too thirsty…
everyone is a lil to thirsty
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Makes everyone cocktails… 
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/sips water because I be thirsty
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My extra thicc Orc maids confirmed your thirstiness 
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Well her cooking was dry so I can see why.
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Those orc maids said you had a lot of hot and spicy recipe suggestions…
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Of course I do.
/pulls out cook book
A lot of spicy options in here, like a pull pork sammich with a homemade sweet n spicy sauce.
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Don’t judge me.
It makes date night easier 
not if its an elf tho…
they make it weird
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Just because it is a bad idea doesn’t mean it will be a bad time…
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/Reads blood elf modeling magazine
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i making cocktails when i get off work tonight.
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So much classier than your usual bathtub full of wine. 
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ok fine its gonna be a bathtub full of wine. ill float in the wine.
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bathtub of wine sounds good in theory…
But you are technically bathing in a beverage thats sticky
Blood Elves when they see a naked Male Human Hunter or Lovefool.
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least its not when they see a halfl- i mean gnome.