The only acceptable romance option for female Shepherds, really.
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and im guessin tali is the best for a male shepherd.
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I’m not sure who the best is for a male Shepherd, actually.
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/loads boomstick
i said…
Tali!
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So you’re saying Shepard did a better job than Master Chief
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Blue extended cut ending!
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he did a good job killing at killing a Lesser threat then that of the flood.
with help of a entire fleet at his back
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For reals that’s gonna be a super yikes from me. 
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I have a particular fondness for Liara and Miranda.
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And you can romance Liara if your Shepard is male or female 
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Blame Blizzard for making us play as hobos. At least you can squeeze into tight spaces, I’m too fat to fit anywhere.
Player housing please!
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You guys are talking about reapers and I thought you were talking about Firefly/Serenity
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is waggling the same as wiggling
Omg. No. Are you new here? I can’t believe you don’t know the difference
This is wiggling:
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gave gus some yellow hardboiled eggs. big mistake! now he wont stop begging for yellow yolks is tearing the place apart looking for more. GUS HAS TASTED YOLK AND NOW HAS A HUNGER FOR IT!
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Next he’ll learn how to open the fridge and you’ll have nothing to eat 
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he’s just laying at my computer laying down likes hes waiting for me to leave my computer chair.
/agree I know it can be difficult to interpret tone in written communication, but Bread’s comment(s) were clearly sarcastic in nature.
Lewd hugs are bestest hugs.