All the thirsty Draenei would mob him.
He’d murder death kill them all, but still.
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Only thing master chief feared was the flood.
The rest are here at him doing his duty!
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pfft the Flood.
You know what’s scarier than zombies?
Cybernetic zombies.
Cybernetic zombies controlled by ancient massive space faring mind controlling machines.
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Pfff giant stay puft marshmallow man is worse 
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least the flood succeeded instead of getting wiped out by a single commander who says “we’ll bang okay?”
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I believe the preferred nomenclature is:
Who the [REDACTED] steals a [REDACTED] swear jar, [REDACTED]?!
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Least Commander Shepherd knows how to unwind after destroying an entire race.
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calm down there SCP foundation employee…
he doesnt even have good dance moves tho.
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He has moves when and where they count…
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Instead the flood was defeated by the Master Cheeks. 
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yeah but he cant compare too sergeant johnson.
Cause he knows what the ladies like
the floods still alive, the reapers be dead
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+50 to creepiness
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Ladies like calibrations and we got the master of calibrations, Garrus.
Even a machine couldn’t calibrate a giant gun better than him.
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nah i’d still say the halo universe is better.
the reapers may have been a huge threat, but they do be perma dead now, while the flood is a eternal threat, no matter how many you kill or blood up with a floating space ring.
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Maybe in your red explosion ending…
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still perma gone.
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Oh yeah, he can calibrate me anytime! 
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Followed by multiple recalibrations. To ensure accuracy, naturally.
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