I’ll stick with my hot wife, thanks.
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Sounds like that may burn.
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That how you get your fire resistant up 
Let’s just say the lust ring of Dante’s inferno just got a bit warmer.
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My wife could use a heat source for her icy feet.
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My poor legs!
Yet another in a long list of reasons why gorgeous hooves are better than cold, squishy feetsies!
/waggle
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But I love her more than anything. So I’ll take the curse of icy wife’s toes.
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My girlfriend has the same problem seems i am a portable heat souce 
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I do love the wife’s gorgeous hooves, so cute. Keep mine under combat boots.
Lasagna Pizza.
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Chicago deep dish. Mmmmm
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Tomato paste and cheese soup in a bread bowl.
That’s not pizza.
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It ain’t pizza.
That won’t stop me from eating it, mind you, and I bet it’s plenty tasty, but it ain’t pizza.
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gus is gonna bring those squirrels to justice.
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Squirrels: The eternal enemy of all Dog-kind.
I swear, I really do think squirrels enjoy winding dogs up and then scurrying up a tree where they can’t reach.
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I don’t care.
I like it when the cheese stretches out for days!
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can i have a hug then?
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hugs Hawkens and wiggles toes
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That’s what mozzerella sticks are for. The good ones.
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I go postal on those too. A crime scene when they arrive.