You need a tail to waggle though. No wag, no waggle.
Or are you… A WERE-GNOME?!
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Only when both moons are full. Then most gnomes transform into… vulpera! But that is a well protected secr… Oh well. Nevermind, just look into the flashing light and forget what I have said.
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those are good burgers, Walter…
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You’re the worst Uber Eats driver ever!
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i wanna eat at the draenei burger king.
They have hot draenei waitresses but there is no goat on the menu…
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horrible restaurant.
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im not even charging you!
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zero star rating!
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blame fairlight, i asked you guys if you wanted something…
/throws bag full of felburgers burgers
i left outlands, i got bored.
an thats all i got from there.
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-10000 stars.
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Those poor Hamburgers 
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they came from the flayers in outlands tho!
/loudly takes a bite out of his own burger while an alleria toy from a happy meal is next to him
i got you a happy meal tho.
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/waggles tail in an X pattern
Fel burgers sound kinda good.
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/sneaks into the bag and steals a few of the burgers. Yummy~
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Did it have tentacles ?
idk but it said it has a squeeze activated mode if you do.
Squeezing the Alleria doll summons a Dreadlord and possibly Bread.
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did someone say an alleria doll?
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/holds up the alleria toy and squeezes it
Alleria toy: GIVE ME BACK MY BOW!
Me: 
… /squeezes again
Alleria: Hawkens! Stop using my bow like a guitar!
Me: wonder whatever this toy could mean…
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