well breads physically not strong, and its fire proof, so that’s 99% of the issues.
the rest is wine stains
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Who is we ?, it depends on the kind of movie one is casting…
Poses on casting couch…
/sprays with water
don’t pose like that!
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i was being held against my will by a unnamed goat.
you NO HURT SPIDERS!
aren’t couches usually heavy and made of fabric? how will that float?
/deepfries giant spiders
But I’m wearing a stylish business suit & I’m posing like a strong independent belf business elf ?
I SAID leave the spiders alone!
if you are going to pose in a business suit, you must do it standing up, as if you were the manager.
also that top is too small on you…
nah these spiders are delicious.
/noms loudly
It’s a magic couch, the fabric is just on the outside.
now im really confused.
Excellent, my evil master plan is working…
theres magical floating boats that traverse space in dnd.
and a floating couch is the confusion?
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Stays seated, makes very unladylike gestures at Hawkens.
Hawkens fashion police, throws top at Hawkens in protest…
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i refuse to acknowledge spelljammers. i think its stupid. just like i hate psionics. psionics banned in my campaigns. i am somewhat opinionated dm.
We lined it with rubber and filled it with helium . 
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/854116364956598312/1147372886454181918/image.png
now thats just uncalled for.
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hops on couch
on another note probably gonna make norweigen salmon soon. panfryed maybe breaded.
would you ban levitation spells to?
nope. just psionics. i usually dont play in spelljammer campaigns settings anyways. mostly play 3.5 anyways. refuse to acknowledge 4.0/6.0 can burn in a garbage can filled with eredar and draenei and litebrites.
then spelljammers are somewhat still a thing!