Scavenges through the rubble and finds the How to Scrub Your Belf series unscathed My work! It’s still here!
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/Gags
There is, and I kid you not, an International Bowling Training and Research Center. I drive by it on my way to work.
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/the book suddenly opens and a large spider leaps out
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Hey, that’s 'cause the production company is ran by goblins. They were not about to pay the union wages for any kind of legit advertisement. Also, here’s your pay…
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That was just me trying out my Halloween costume.
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only a single copper…?
/throws a spider egg at pharazon that explodes into a thousand smaller spiders
why you dressin up as a spider?
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It’s an easy costume and very effective.
You thoughts I was a spider!
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well there goes the couch…
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Gaah, spiders…
Hello Satan? Can you please send up, Nomi.
It appears I’m in need of his cooking services.
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Where’s Kurt Russell when you need him?
Oh he brought a doggo with him!
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Disintegrates spider
Builds a new casting couch with fully washable stain resistant fabric…
The new couch is also fire proof, Lizard proof, water proof, steamroller proof & will float in a giant hot tub too.
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“What about Spider Proof?”
I’m going to let Bread and her spidery lady friends sit on it 
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we are not using a casting couch…
couches are meant for sitting, not casting movies.
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“How? You made it Bread Proof, silly.”
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I’m a Dracthyr…