Vulpera is Evil

Greetings my forum users

I was walking in my lovely city of Orcs, ready to explore the wonders of 8.3 and have tentacles doing things in your handsome brain.

While running around in circle for 5 min, i felt something grabbing my legs, i look down and see a little rat thing hugging and sniffing my leg. I demand that thing to let go in this instance since we are in 2020 and i didnt give it my consent. The rat look up and say to me that i smell wonderful down there and he had to take closer look. As you may know, we proud orcs shave our legs every 2 days to keep the skin smooth and we apply lovely perfume with apple cactus.

I was flattered by the compliment but that rat didnt want to get off my leg. I decided to use my strong arms to remove this pest but when i touch his fur, something happen to me, like a evil god presence took over my body and force me to pet the animal. I couldnt control myself, i couldn’t stop petting, i needed help from outside source!

I yell HELP and 2 strong grunts come to my rescue, i told them that i need that rat removed! The grunts zugzug and put their hands on the fox fur and by Thrall armpits, they start petting it. That rat look up again, stare right in my peanut eyes and saying : you will never stop petting me and no one will save you OwO

If you see a vulpera rat monster, dont you dare to touch it or you will share my terrible fate.

Thanks and have a good evening

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We have a great influence, N’Zoth wishes he could corrupt the world like how we are corrupting it right now. Hug me, you cannot resist it. :hugs: :crazy_face:

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Brilliant :rofl:

Wasn’t me, I swear.

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Fox hugs are terrifying :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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There is no escaping the Vulpera now that we have been unleashed.

Fur the Horde :fox_face:

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edited for um… well garth was kinda over the top. lol

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Vulpera ARE Evil.

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Im not evil! I happen to be Chaotic Neutral! >:c

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Furries :nauseated_face: :face_vomiting:

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Vulpera get credit for evil deeds from hugs!? That’s not fair, I’ve been extra villainous!

Use my mind tricks " you must hug and feed me those small fish"

what did I just read

Get away from me!

Don’t let those rats seduce you or you will perish!

Gasp D:

Not as terrifying then female night elf dk hugs that for sure.

My horde shall not become furry lovers!

8^)

Words of truth!

You cant fool this orc!

It is a disease that need to be purged.

But you don’t look like a rat like them!

I must resists the urges!

A post that explain why Vulpera is evil.

Agreed! The title of this thread is evil.

Just embrace the furry revolution

VIVA LA ALPACA

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:smile:

10 char

Fox person reporting in.

i will hug NO small fish!