Voidwalkers Have No Legs Therefore They Cannot Walk

Shouldn’t they be called “Voidfloaters” instead?

Or maybe… Maybe they are called Voidwalkers because they have no legs which means their walk is void.

:thinking:

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They walk in the void. They do not walk in our reality.

That’s just our name for them, isn’t it? They actually refer to their people as Yngzzitthhhkknnnggg.

Poor creatures…

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Why don’t you look like this, warlock?

https://westalex.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/westonschindler-bloody-lock.jpg

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Naga don’t have legs, either.

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I think it’s even more disturbing that voidwalkers always skip leg day.

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Naga doesn’t translate to “fish legs”. If they were called “water walkers” you’d have a good point.

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Why are Doomguards called Doomguards? They don’t even bring all that much doom.

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True Story: There’s a Warlock set that has several locks because puns.

They’re a reserved lot - guarded, types, hence “Doomguard.” And Doomreserve sounds more like a dark, dark Cabernet Sauvignon or perhaps Petit Sirah. Even less doomy - but a good amount of manganese, surprisingly.

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They aren’t supposed to bring Doom. They are supposed to guard it.

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I guess Felguards guard the Fel then? That job sure does sound boring.

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They have invisible legs that can only be seen if one steps into the twisting nether :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

And don’t even ask about Pitlords…

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Proof they’re there to make you feel better about yourself.

Maybe they do have legs like Ragnaros but they’re just hidden :thinking:

Not gonna lie. LOL’d IRL. :joy:

Lol they carry around a constant BLUE screen over their legs.

Lt. Dan Voidwalker

They don’t it is why they are void walkers.