Void elves are hiding something

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What are you hiding? Spill it

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Knowing them, I don’t think we want to know. I mean uh…AN ILLUSION?!

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I drank straight out of the gallon of milk and some might have gone back… I’m sorry :persevere:

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Homemade highmountain tauren milk? :cold_sweat::cold_sweat::cold_sweat:

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We unfortunately don’t have tauren on the Alliance, so no. It came from our goats :wink:

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They’re hiding their druids. Because their druids are actually ethereals, and we are not prepared for Ren’dorei ethereal kitty madness.

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I have a feeling they have more than one writhing tentacle in their pants, the ladies too.

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theres a tauren in highmountain that sells there’s…

not bad, it’s quite tasty.

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They’re hiding the secret to turning Sylvanas back into a normal high elf again. Me and the deathstalkers are currently trying to figure this secret out, but it’s very well kept quiet so the window for gathering such valuable information is small.

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actually they told me this, it involves a jar of peanut butter.
Mayo.
The corpse of a kobold cowboy.
a devilsaur skull.

and sylvanas’s phone number.

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Lies! You’re just trying to trick us and stall us from trying to get that info! Silly little human. Go back to making chili fries before I burn your chili fry stand down again.

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i mean, i tried it…
why you think fleb was alive for lil while?

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catch goldshire inn on a very active night on a certain server and I am sure someone there can confirm or deny your suspicions. Or both…never know with that place.

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That human Fleb was an imposter. You should know that.

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An illusion?

Perhaps…

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Ya it’s only temporary…
other than that, if you want a permanent one, you need a bagel filled with cream cheese, a vial full of blood of innocent gnolls, and vial of hot sauce infused with fel magic.

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Uh huh keep talking.
Hawkens keeps talking as I look around and then Genn appears in the distance, I throw a rock at him and he runs away whimpering

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wrong blueberry elf race lol.

We VE’s hide nothing. We even had anduin sign off on a void portal right in his backyard. Well side yard I guess.

When we go bad…you won’t have to think hard about where the void incursion started. Its right there…in plain sight.

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well you also gotta have a demonic ritual circle ready too.

kinda forget which one, so try em all but have a safety plan for randomness, and you also need too smear the peanut butter on the skulls too.

keeps talking as more worgens arrive and smell hawkens pocket bacon

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Goldshire Inn oughta be full of them then