I finally convinced ChatGPT to write my banana stories. I’d post in the previous thread, but I can’t respond to myself so here is the story written by ChatGPT.
Here was the prompt:
Write a scary story about a sadistic spider monkey that flies around the planet on a magic pet banana with blood stained satanic symbols engraved on its peel looking to eat freshly buried human corpses in the hopes of becoming an undead human / monkey hybrid.
Here is the story:
In the depths of the Amazon rainforest, a sadistic spider monkey known as the “Undead Eater” roamed the jungle, searching for freshly buried human corpses. The monkey had become obsessed with the idea of becoming an undead human/monkey hybrid, and believed that consuming the flesh of the dead was the key to achieving his twisted goal. To aid him in his quest, the monkey had acquired a magic pet banana, imbued with dark powers that allowed him to fly around the planet in search of his prey.
The banana’s peel was etched with blood-stained symbols of death and decay, serving as a warning to any who dared cross the monkey’s path. As the monkey flew over the burial grounds of small villages and towns, he descended upon the freshly dug graves, greedily feasting on the corpses within. His gruesome ritual attracted the attention of local villagers, who feared for their loved ones’ remains and began to hunt the creature down. But the Undead Eater was too powerful for them, using his dark magic to evade their traps and continue his gruesome feast.
Soon, the monkey’s hunger grew beyond the confines of the Amazon rainforest, and he began to travel the world in search of more corpses to consume. Many years passed, and the Undead Eater became a legend among those who had heard of his insatiable appetite and the blood-stained symbols on his banana. But as time went on, the monkey’s power grew even stronger, and he began to transform into a grotesque hybrid of human and monkey, his eyes glowing with an otherworldly energy.
The Undead Eater’s reign of terror continued unabated, and the world trembled under his twisted rule. Eventually, the monkey became so powerful that he nearly destroyed the entire planet, leaving only darkness and despair in his wake. And though his body was never found, some say that the Undead Eater still roams the planet, hungry for more corpses to consume and ever closer to his ultimate goal of becoming an undead human/monkey hybrid.