Post them in here and tell me why you like your troll. For me, we got the rhythm that is the brass monkey. We got the mojo that completes your jojo. We are handsome creatures with the dominant features. We are strong, valuable allies who know how to have a good time.
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Hoodoo you voodoo?
Wont Zombie Mine?
Oh I have 2 trolls!
Elderberry
and Ixchel
I like them mostly because I think they’re pretty. I am especially attached to Elderberry because she was the first character I ever made on my account. Mute was the 2nd 
I’ll allow it, but non trolls have to bring the coffee and donuts.
wiggles toes
Darkspear trolls have the best bobsled team! 
And, their beauty is beyond compare!
spins beard 
That last one is unfair. I’m already married to my beautiful wife.
wiggles toes
I’m telling her you looked anyway!
I have a few trolls, though a few of them may or may not play as Gnomes.
She wouldn’t blame me. Who could deny such beauty?
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