Unique Sentences Challenge

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I used to do this on the old EQ message board back in the day.

There are sentences out there that have obviously been said, written, or even thought of. Do you think you can come up with a unique sentence…one that has never been written, spoken, or even thought? Do you have it in you? Can you make it WoW-related?

Here is an example of what I believe is a unique sentences. Now, one of you may have said this, or even thought of it, but I doubt it.

Sylvanas and Arthas sneaked past the Stormwind guards and into the royal nursery, where they listened to vinyls of Jaina Proudmoore singing ancient Murloc polka to Goblin toddlers, while they tried in earnest to play Twister while claiming that the non-dot areas were lava.

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Garrosh was a well written character.

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i made a fb post in which i used the words “peacefully decapitated” a few months ago…

it was about video game violence vs censorship of adult nudity and language.

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surprised that didnt trigger the FB censors sensors.

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they got triggered by something far more harmless and hilarious.

let me check the terms of forums, really quick… i didn’t see anything that’d make it be a violation. I think I’m good…

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Yeah i got dinged for a post i made like 3 or 4 years before which was the monty python black knight sketch, they called it hate speech over his name. >.>

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Butterbean asked for a sentence unique in history a challenge that had me burbling as I paced in uffish thought and mindless of the consequences help was asked of Blaise Pascale and Lao Tzu but they came up with nothing, a defeat for Pascale but a win for Lao Tzu.

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laughs in madman “I can smell the ocean with my eyeballs…”

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Now how would you prove that?

Now that you mention this, I can’t but Blizz can and does every time they release a new xpac :laughing: Especially if the sentence contains the name of unique characters.

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Why would I make a unique sentence, especially when there are so many pregnant toddlers trying to steal my carrots at the disco?

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My penguin likes to devour souls… (I’m trademarking this one.)

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BRB have to go buy 1000 monkeys and 1000 typewriters…. I may need a dozen or so years.

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Ants built the Pyramids of Egypt, one grain of sand at a time. It took them 100 million years and they are still building it to this very day.

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Hogger tossed a bungalo piping schematic into the fire of the Lion Pride Inn, sat down, and asked for some thunder ale, which could only be found in Kharanos.

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Anduin and Genn rode their tandem bicycle through the gates of Orgrimmar, while Mekkatorque stood on the handlebars proudly holding the torch for the first Olympic games of Azeroth.

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The peace negotiations were at a crossroads at The Crossroads in The Barrens because Ogg the Orc forgot the finger foods.