Undead Rogue

Nobody talks about how it feels to be superior to every single other race/class combo.

4/5 Aesthetician’s approve

The real prize comes from cannibalizing gnomes & realizing their waddling soft legs are the prime veal of azeroth. Dwarf is tough & chewy, Elves for nutritional value.

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RP people are strange.

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peers at the gnome searchingly

Flesh, you seemed to have missed this one. Shall I stab her for you, so that you may roast her on a spit? Or perhaps you prefer your meat slow bled?

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Only if you prefer living with dogs in Orgrimmar

I like having standards though, Human Male Paladin

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I don’t eat the alliance since they’re all vegans and they taste terrible.

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Its the soy after taste for me, gross.

Only good dine is the female dwarf rump roast, smothered in butter and dwarf booty juice. Only chef i know that can make it good was a troll from the crossroads.

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Was his name Chef Ramseymon?

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I would choose a dwarf rogue over undead based on prettiness.

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:fork_and_knife:…sorry, did you say something? :salt:

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Sorry, Male troll rogue is superior because of the laugh.
There’s a level of mockery and scorn there that the UD laugh’s evil cackle just doesn’t have.

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All opinions are welcome! Even the wrong ones!

Id put troll over orc meta slaves however

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The 5th one died because he was an idiot who disagreed.

4/4 agree.

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  1. ambush
  2. cannibalize
  3. repeat
    :expressionless:
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Ya be watchin’ whatcha be sayin’ about me people or we be havin’ words if I see ya in da world. Dese people heeya no be all on da same dimenshun as we be but ya be on mine and dat be a problem fa yas.

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They probably got rid of cannibalism due to some snowflake alliance complaining about their feeling being hurt

So nice to have it in vanilla , I love eating the slayed alliance

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When playing Undead I’ve been using some variant of this since Vanilla.
Though the vanilla version was LUA script intead of the modern macro language.

I miss the LUA Macros.

Undead rogue master race.

You’re a mage.

I’m an undead rogue in game.

Frost has one S.