We don’t even have any Blood.
Forsaken have congealed black blood.
Tastes like an Irish black pudding
Nah. We are desiccated. No blood.
Powerful Undead (like me!) do have a liquid in our veins but it’s not blood. It’s called Ichor of Undeath and it’s a condensation of necromantic magics.
Well, Undead don’t have anything Holy in them either, but they’re not immune to me!
You can still get smacked with a giant runeblade. That tends to not be fun, even for undead.
I.e. the stuff that tastes like black pudding
They should also be able to be feared by Paladins but what can you do?
Autoattack me as you will, my bulletpoof Demon Skin will keep me safe.
Ichor of Undeath is green.
All Paladins fear me
Still tastes like black pudding.
…
- Change main to BDK
- Switch to Alliance
- Turn on Warmode, and hunt forsaken exclusively because black pudding is DELICIOUS.
Would you drink my Black pudding
if you’re offering I’m not going to be crass and decline.
Back in beta of vanilla undead were immune to bleed and fear except priest or paladin which they took x2 holy damage and could be feared or rooted by them. Those were fun times.
Like a fine Chianti
And increased vulnerability to Frost DK’s, Frost mages, Druids, and Shaman… Because you’re all just withered husks that all these classes can use their wind abilities to just blow you away.
We were built for Northrend.
I didn’t say the cold. I said the wind. Mages have cone of cold which is a blast of wind, and DK’s have Remorseless winter which is also frigid wind.
If you’re nothing but dried up husks of flesh, you can be blown apart. Like dust in a wind storm.
This just made me realize you guys must smell just like wet sick dog, after a year in Zuldazar.