I mean Tyrande and Malfurion have been together and married for a very very very long time but how come they still don’t have any kids of their own? Feels odd doesn’t it?
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Not to me.
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Would you want kids in 2025 during those hard geopolitical times? 
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He was asleep for most of the time 
And when a race is as long lived as NE’s, the urge to procreate isn’t high. But there are NE kids, they just don’t have any unique models.
Except for that 1 baby model.
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Kids aren’t for everyone. Besides, Malfurion’s just as likely to end up taking another 10,000 year nap, and maybe Tyrande doesn’t want to be the equivalent of a single parent.
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One of the books explains that Tyrande is barren, so no biological kids for them.
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They adopted Shandris and decided that was enough.
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Maybe if Tyrande marry illidan things would be different?
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Recent actions by she-who-must-not-be-named have caused a significant decline in the nelf population. Is it not every night elfs moral duty to procreate as much as possible immediately? You know for the good of the species.
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A quick google search says that she isn’t explicitly stated to be barren but instead she notes that she has never had any children of her own. It is speculated that when the Night Elves became ageless their reproductive cycles were changed and she simple has never lined up with Malfurion being awake and so hasn’t gotten pregnant.
Like many little things like this Blizzard seemingly is leaving it open ended so they can always pull it out of their back pocket for a story beat if they feel like it.
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But can night elf cheat like humans?
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Like adultery?
I don’t see why they couldn’t.
But Tyrande and Malfurion story is heavily centered on them being deeply in love with only each other.
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More like Malfurian Stormwimp. That nearly soulless, empty man is one of the primary reasons NE’s aren’t cool anymore.
They had to make Demon Hunters to try to re-cool-ify them, but in the same expansion they had Malfurian painedly screaming “MY LOVE, WHERE ARE YOUUUUUU” over and over in Valsharah.
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I’d imagine that internalizing fel energy to the extent he has, which famously mutates people and scars the everloving hell out of their soft tissue, but also frequently manifests as flames and molten liquid, probably ruins the… parts involved.
Besides, Illidan is also busy.
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haha, WoW’s babies look so goofy
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They didn’t get married until after Wrath, which, considering that they first began their relationship more than 10,000 years ago, makes them effectively newlyweds. They have an adopted daughter in Shandris. Also, see Malfurion being asleep for most of that time.
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Malfurion is the most overrated character in the entire franchise, but to be completely fair…
that was Xavius doing a hilariously poor imitation…
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What, no way
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How do you know I am not their child
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yeah, Malfurion was in Darkheart Thicket the entire time, Xavius was just trolling Tyrande for lols.
She gets mad and sends us into the Dungeon to get him.
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