TWW S1 - The Unnnnghghghgh Chronicles

The arena forums are seriously lacking content, folks. Most of the time I open a quick tab to check the pulse of the community, I’m met with a wall of despair. Entertainment value is at an all-time low. The only thing that really gets me going these days is watching someone completely meltdown before getting perma-banned for some colorful choice of words. Gone are the days of a thriving community with healthy rivalries. Now, we’re stuck wading through a wasteland of posts about people’s bad solo shuffle experiences and terrible takes about their current spec.

Well, friends, I’m here to change that. We’re going back to a time when things were simpler and quality content actually existed.

Before I go any further, let me define Unnnnghghghgh:

Noun: A sound typically released by a person who is overly focused on themselves and their performance in a game, craves admiration, and lacks an understanding of how the game actually works.

Verb:

  1. To emit a long, deep, audible breath expressing sadness, frustration, or being bad at a game; or
  2. To excessively complain about a game that isn’t understood.

Examples:

  • Jimmy took a deep breath, followed by an “Unnnnghghghgh” after going 0-6 in a solo shuffle.
  • A fury warrior unnnnghghghed about MM hunters countering them.
  • Goblin Enhancement Shaman is typing…

Make sense? No? Well, it’s basically the equivalent of QQing (the Qs look like crying eyes, by the way). Still don’t get it? Feel free to skip straight to unnnnghghghing about this post.

With the context set, let’s move on to the meat of the discussion and identify some of the most common forms of unnnnghghgh and how to avoid typing nonsense in shuffle lobbies or littering the forums.


Going 0-6 in a Shuffle

People tend to get upset when they lose hard in any game they play. It’s normal—especially when getting into another game takes 30+ minutes. You’re left alone, cold and afraid, sitting with your negative thoughts and reflecting on your inadequacies. Sometimes, you just want to vent it out to everyone and ruin their day by calling names or posting about your latest experience.

Guess what? Absolutely no one cares. You’re only hurting yourself by looking like an incoherent crybaby geek.

Everyone has bad games, and some of them aren’t even entirely your fault. Sometimes, the HPal on your team for three rounds never presses BoP, only to suddenly remember their cooldowns in the next three rounds against you. Here’s the thing, though: if you complain about it, you’re just going to get roasted for going 0-6.

Play your best. Realize not every game is going to go your way, and for everyone’s sake, don’t broadcast your frustrations here—everyone’s just going to laugh at you anyway! Emotional regulation is an important part of growing up. Not every day is going to be the perfect cheeseburger picnic, and sometimes people are just going to hurl fully filled pi$$ jugs at you.


My Class Is Bad, Not Me

This is a classic example of unnnnghghgh that pollutes the arena forums. I swear, every day some warrior complains about sitting in roots or frost mages complain about hunters.

  • “Unnnnghghgh - Duh, hunter takes no skill. There’s NOTHING I can do to win.”
  • “Unnnnghghgh - Mage has too much mobility and roots. They don’t need skill to win.”
  • “Yamborghini chain, rest in peace to my superior.”

Look, the last AWC had representation from many different specs. Did some teams perform better than others? Yup. Are some classes better than others? Also yup.

Is there anything you can do to play better? Absolutely not, you’re a god. The 1900 shuffle bracket is just where you belong because your class is awful. LOL JK. There are maybe 1–2 specs in a given season that are in a truly bad spot. However, with recent changes to MMR and inflation, it’s highly unlikely your spec is why you’re under 2100 in shuffle. Unless you’re in the top 20 for your specialization, no one cares about you being “underpowered.” People out there are making your spec work.

Seasons like SLS2 and DFS1 really warped a lot of perspectives. Players hit astronomical ratings and now expect a shiny new blue/purple badge on their Check-PvP profile every season. For better or worse, the goalposts in WoW PvP brackets shift significantly season to season. Just because you got a purple badge once doesn’t mean you’re better than everyone in your most recent lobby. You’re playing against the same caliber of player you used to go up against. Nothing changed, you’re just unnnnghghghing.


Win-Trading Is Keeping Me Down

Yes, of course… The hidden hand. The Shuffle Illuminati. The Skull and Bones Shuffle Society. ALL REAL THINGS… according to the completely unbiased source of “trust me, bro.”

This theory is as ridiculous as the belief that pre-mades dominate Blitz. How do you think a group of players can actually manipulate a 16-man queue to force… Ah, why do I even bother? This one goes straight into the deaf ears of unemployed conspiracy theorists.

“Fresh outta school 'cause I was a high school grad – Sleeping in the living room of my momma’s pad.”

Insightful. Profound. Illuminating. Lyrics that captivate the minds of win-trading Shuffle theorists.


In Conclusion

I left 60 bucks on the coffee table. Did anyone see it?

EDIT

Added new example based on interactions in this post.

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What an awful rant.

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Oh, so the meepmonk classic!

(Jokes aside, he has improved a ton as a player and multiclasser and the work he’s put in really shows)

Get a job, Swole.

Was that not a tip for nightly services rendered?

Next poster works at 7Eleven

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How do you post about the quality of the forums and come up with this thinking it’s somehow a quality post? Like you’re complaining about complainers, which is the most hypocrite thing to do.

Might as well add another thing to your list…people who talk about the old days of the forums. You’re old man, get over it, things will never go back to how they used to be.

Very ironic!

unironically TL DR

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Rekt.

#11118 posts btw. Maybe use some of those keystrokes on a resume and/or cover letter.

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You’re stuck on repeat, brother, just like how you’re stuck in the past.

You’re stuck on collecting employment insurance. 11120 posts btw.

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11k post isn’t that much, considering I’ve been on the forums for years. There are people with x5 my post count in the same time frame. I do spend an unhealthy amount of time here, I’ll admit.

Anyways, bad doomer post…you can do better.

You’re averaging at least 10 posts per day on one character, not even looking at your lizard and/or your numerous sock puppets.

And then consider that about 1/3 of that time you were suspended, a trend that grievously ended when Kennie made the tragic mistake of teaching you how to talk in a way that won’t get you suspended.

Take a page out of your own book man.

Bro dis u actually sit and write a troll post like this? What dedication.

Only one of those can be considered a doomer post. And it was out of frustration of the game. Compared to yours, which is some silly perceived state of the forums.

honestly man, and I don’t know anyone on these forums like that but have played against them many, MANY times but Swole is literally the most logical person here IMO. kennie has good takes too but Swole is probably one of the people here logic would lean toward most. sometimes it’s not about being right but what just makes sense the most.

IMO anyway

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Unnnnghghgh.

Cute! When is the wedding?

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Next poster still owes apologies for saying abhorrent things of a sexual nature about other peoples’ children.

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I appreciate the support man, but saying things like that will get you targeted. No need to defend me!

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