Perhaps if a god mated with a Tuskaar.
Look, lady. I know, I know. I understand that you are overwhelmed by the sheer size and glorious gut.
It’s not uncommon to be looked upon with such begrudged admiration.
Maybe if you stopped sucking back on 0 Cal distilled Mana crack rocks for just a month… Or three, you’d be beautiful and weighty too, my emaciated stubble-chin’d Horde Girl!
You need the extra pounds.
I could just punch you once and you’d die.
The sheer satisfaction of that is enough to not do it like the last… 3 elves.
Their first order of transmog business should be to classify all “eyepatch” style armor as cosmetic. Being restricted to a pink half-goggle as the sole plate eyepatch stinks. Then non-set hats, etc.
If thats how your fanciful mind works, you should try imagining eating a sandwich to prevent yourself from eating 3.
I hate the Alliance as much as the next guy, but I would hate for you to destroy their docks just by trying to walk on them like a normal Human.
You’re an elf.
You have no mind!
The ones who grew half a brain only did so through imbibing the Void.
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I understand some one who spends so much time eating can’t recognize Elven intellect. From your shape, the only thing you seem to recognize is food.
I am having fun and all, but honestly, I don’t wanna derail the thread further. In respect to the OP, I will leave the discussion to transmog.
Maybe we can mock each other in a more appropriate thread, if we see each other.
Elven intellect is an oxymoron and has no place in the same sentence.
You almost blew up the planet and literally invited the Legion to our doorstep!
You’re even directly responsible for Arthas and the Scourge as the Legion wouldn’t have known about our planet if not for your fishy queen who I’ll happily gut!
Never, ever leave an elf a job that’ll take them thousands of years to do that a human can do in a few months.
How long it took you to cast your first fireball? A hundred years? Two?
My niece learned how to incinerate her family’s farm(total accident, completely insured) at the age of 7!
Humans are everything elves aren’t: efficient, intelligent, morally sound, and always relevant in the world.
You wouldn’t even exist if not for the mere 100 human mage’s who won the Troll Wars for you. What good we’re the hundreds of thousands of Thalassian magisters of Silvermoon again?
GAHAHAHAH!
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I will say you need all the T mog help you can get, my lady. That is more on topic.
May Blizzard grant you that.
I’m all for loosening transmog restrictions, but not too much. I don’t think you should be able to transmog out of your class.
My mog is the glorious result of two nights ago! Happy phat dancing in front of Stormwind auction house.
I do not know why it’s stuck like this but it creates a delicious irony.
You’re not thinking this through at all, are you?
You already can through lookalike raid gear.
You’re just trolling, but thank you for your"contributions" anyway.
I’m not trolling just because I corrected you and you obviously don’t like it.
I’m going to guess you didn’t do much raid soloing on your toon by your confusion.
The lookalikes are easy to spot by just opening your transmog panel and previewing the pieces.
Side note: try not to be a lemming and screeching out “TROLL!” towards anything you don’t agree with or like hearing/reading.
It makes you look sillier than the tongue-in-cheek humor with the dapper blood elf and I above these posts… Or my current transmog.
How did I miss all this sweet infighting ![:popcorn:](https://d38bqls1q93fod.cloudfront.net/en/wow/images/emoji/twitter/popcorn.png?v=6" ":popcorn:")