Trading post Why no pool noodle sword?

Considering this is ment to be a summer theme pack i have to ask why no pool noodle swords?

I’m sure everyone remembers smacking at least one person with a pool noodle then ending up in a sword fight with it so i have to ask why no pool noodle sword it fits so well with the transmog we got for this month but just seems like such a odd omision.

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There is the foam sword out there already and a toy sword rack.

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This… this is a missed opportunity.

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i know there is a foam sword but it just it just isn’t the same as a pool noodle i mean if they are going to go the whole beach summer theme you need the safety noodle as well it’s just a classic.

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I want a pole noodle staff, let’s make this happen blizzard.

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…or maybe a pool toy mount? :robot::thought_balloon:

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thats offensive to druids.

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or something like this?

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Pool noodle sword? More like a polearm.