Torghast is waaaaay, waaaaaay too long

I’d rather have 10 challenging floors that are somewhat quick than having to spend 30 minutes on each floor because it streaches on for miles and miles and miles and miles.

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You could use the workout … shed those extra rolls of flub

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No no, you want that good marbling.

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Being that I am a professional fighter, I don’t have a single bit of visible fat on my body. I am visible perfection. I actaully like playing wow because I don’t have to deal with the constant burden of women begging me to bestow my wang upon them. No joke, it’s not easy.

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I don’t understand how people are spending so much time on floors. I get through them quickly enough and I’m usually done with the layer in 20-30 minutes.

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You should try something harder than the first floor.

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Agreed, I normally take 30-45 depending on the map.

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I like to call them love handles.

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I got through Layer 4 last night with my woman in under 30 minutes. Nice try though.

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Yea the first time wings are added it takes longer

Then next week you just que floor 6 and are done in 2 runs

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Lol professional fighter on Xbox maybe.

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Why do people love to lie on the internet so much? What benefit does it give you?

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how is that even possible

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He’s not lying. Most of my friends are done in 30 minutes on the current higher floors as well. We fully explore floors, get all the powers possible, etc.

You’re slow. And that’s okay. Sometimes people take longer than others.

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I stopped reading here. hhaahahaha, almost got me.

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Honestly, for me, it’s the illusion that it takes longer. Because everything… looks… the same. Same mobs, same hallways, same floors, walls and ceilings… there’s very little that changes in the actual environment. So my hour long runs feel like three hours.

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Oh… you’re one of those people. Mkay. We’re done.

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Yeh, he’s not worth engaging with. He thinks because he takes an eternity other people must take an eternity as well. He’ll learn eventually.

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You mean you have to queue 7 and then 8 and then the other wing, but you got a point.

I’m definitely slow. Took me 80ins to clear L3 mortwhatever last week by myself. I’ll probably look at grouping more for these higher ones so I get done with this tower for good. Just gotta save up enough for that top leggo
:man_shrugging:

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