Don’t forget what with Super Bowl weekend coming up.
Hmm,
Turtles.
Super Bowl Ads.
Turtles.
Super Bowl ads.
Turtles.
Decisions decisions.
Sigh. My kingdom for more than one emissary awarding Azerite in a 2 week period.
Another day of avoiding the emissary mission.
This reminds me of the story of Loh and the cheese sandwich. It involved a slug and Fisticuffs.
An old timey brawl WQ involving the turtles would be awesome.
Loh was a intrepid follower of the way or the turtle. One say in his travels he saw a rather benign looking snail ‘speeding’ after a unguarded, apparently forgotten cheese sandwich. When the opportunity knocked, Loh answered. He ‘sped’ off towards the cheese sandwich.
The slug, names Sluggo, saw the new contestant for his meal, and doubled his pace, frantically trying to make it to the meal first. After a tense half hour, the pair crossed a meter in distance. The pace was ground breaking for their kind. Fatigue sat in them both. Sluggo was sinded hard, and Loh was starting to falter too. Seeing that Loh had tied Sluggo in distance, and they were side by side now, Sluggo did what he felt was necessary to retain his dibs on the delightful culinary concoction. He pulled to the side, ‘tackling’ Loh.
In the resulting mayhem of flying fists and slime, the two battled for hours, though in this time only 3 blows had been struck. The two still were entangled in a fast paced and frantic battle still. Bards to this day still sing of the feats of heroism performed as Loh fought to keep the vicious invertebrate at bay.
So caught up in the battle, neither combatants saw the hungry seagull swoop down and take the sandwich for themselves. When they finally saw their desired food taken, they both ceased the epic battle, and decided now was a good time for a pint. It took many a year for the two to journey to the tavern, but over the years, the two became great friends.
385 Trink or ring so i might as well do it
I predict many turtles will die this day
A WQ with turtles punching would be much needed. Make it like Mike Tyson’s punch out where we have different oppenents. Call it “Loh’s Fisticuffs”
Got a nice 385 ring from today’s emissary
Not hard to remember, haven’t watched a single NFL game since some of the players started kneeling during the national anthem.
Semper Fi!
I might need to buy a turtle punching bag after this expansion.
Oh you don’t want to know what the Alliance got from the turtles. I’m so sorry.
Haven’t been on today. Take it we just get more Azerite?
I got some great season tickets for super cheap off a guy like you. Thanks!
Im offended you don’t think I can do both!
At least a turtle made it to the water tho
But a seagull made it to the sandwich.
The cycle of handmeals can be cruel.
Lol, you’re thanking me why? I didn’t sell you the tickets.
Semper Fi!
Got a repeat ring I can’t use on this toon, but my priest received a 390, so I guess that’s okay.