I am CRUG, orc warrior of the Horde, chieftain of the Crug Clan. There are those within the Horde who speak ill on my name, spreading baseless, and hurtful rumors. CRUG is not pleased, CRUG has never been more dedicated to the healing of the Horde during the armistice, as that is what we must do to come out stronger during the next war! A uniformed Horde is unbreakable, and CRUG will not rest until the Horde banner rises above the planet of Azeroth!
Blood and honor!
Crug is a tailor, confirmed.
Iād like to place an order forā¦ looks at the list of things in stock a few dozen tabards woven from dwarf beard and glasses made from mechagnome installments.
Hewwo howde bwothew,
i am wawhowwew, a mwighty shaman of the howde and fowwow champion undew its bannew. Do not wet youwsewf be discouwaged!! we shaww mwake ouw enemies feaw the mwight of the howde!! i stand with chu bwothew as to the ewements and ouw wise ancestows.
wokātaw ogaw!! stwength and honow!
CRUG is pleased with your sentiments and stands with you! Welcome to the Horde Vulpera!
Crug be like, āI can have hobbies.ā
Itās a conspiracy. He wants to become an Azerothian billionaire! First, he makes uniforms for all the Horde. THEN:
A Horde banner, ABOVE the planet of Azeroth? Youāre going to need to attach that to Sargerasā sword. Thatās going to be a HUGE tailoring project, to see it all over the world. The processā¦ the Hordeās going to have to pay Crug to make that big of a banner. And thenā¦
Crug, will be a billionare.
Well comrades, I say we seize the means of production! Let us as a community of equals make this banner, and prevent the rising tyranny of capitalist overlords like Crug!
Idk. What is your platform going to provide the working man of Azeroth?
Crug is giving us uniforms.
I Sarestalin Ravelle, promise corpses for all!
Due to starvation.
Oof, I might have jumped into this plan a bit early.
Guys, do you think Iām Russian this process?
You guys are making this a great read on my lunch break 
looks at the fact Loh does serve a monarch
on second though, the Zandalari would like to open talks with the Alliance about joining to preserve the position of God-Queen Talanji. Records are currently saying this form of revolution is dangerous for monarchs.
I mean on a totally IC front, and not me being silly, Saresthaās a monarchist. xD Sheās a vocal supporter of who sheās taken to calling āRegent Ladyā Lillian Voss, and wants to continue a monarchy in the āKingdomā of Lordaeron. She does however advocate for the Desolate Council to check some of the monarchās powers.
I want a constitutional monarchy in my fantasy universe damn it xD
sweats nervously cause legit had the same train of thought while writing novel which resulted in one of the main struggles being a constitutional monarchy vs Napoleonic style dictatorship on one end with the other being Pan-Nationalism vs Sovereign Nations
Crug, I reread this a few times. On the one hand, I support the idea of building a structure capable of projecting a flag pole outside of our atmosphere. An orbital elevator is a fascinating design and Iām sure with the right Gnomish engineers we can make it work.
But I must protest the idea of it being a Horde flag. Letās think a little bit outside the box, here. Letās take the flag pole idea and expand it, make it more of a flag tower. Now, letās take the top of that tower, and instead of flying the flag from it-Still with me? We hang Nathanos off of it, forever stuck and floundering in the great dark āwindā for all eternity.
Because heās mean to everyone, and in space, no one will be able to hear his snide and frankly hurtful remarks.
Ahh! AHHH! ARGGRGRHGHRRRRGBL!!!
Unintelligible snarling and frothing of the mouth!
(ERROR): Levels of cringe beyond acceptable parameters. Failsafes are exceeding tolerance. Systems overloading!
So ends Exacitor, son of Exacthellion, Lord and Steward of Gondor
(Correction): Exacitorās father was Kilacitor Manatech. His mother was Excel Manatech. Well, after the marriage. Iām afraid I cannot recall her maiden name due to de-fragmenting my hard-drive after the cringe crashed my system.