Since the servers are down, and I need some Hardcore, I decided to live the life… in real life!
I emptied some Pixie Sticks into a bottle of Mountain Dew, and drank it.
When the cat was lying on it’s back, I totally petted that belly.
I went into a Star Wars convention, and yelled “Star Trek is better!”
The local furniture store? There are no tags left on any of those bad boys.
It was tough finding a Care Bear costume, but it made quite an impression on the guys at the biker bar.
I wrestled a porcupine while wearing a bikini.
I watched The Notebook. Twice.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go to Waffle House.