Time For A Halloween Spell

My recipe to grant infinite gold, power and good RNG.

Set your cauldron to a medium flame and add the following.

sets big cauldron to a medium flame begins cooking

Snips and snails, draenei tails.

Rotten corn, tauren horns.

Heath bar, worgen teeth.

Mechagnome gears and panda ears.

Dracthyr scales, blood elf painted nails.

Vulpera nose, and troll toes.

Orc arm pit hair, chocolate eclair.

Sugar, spice and everything not so nice.

Add a night elf wisp for flavor.

Stir slowly continuously in circular clock wise motion for the ingredients to melt and bond together for 45 minutes. Surviving the spell is 1%.

wicked laugh

pours everyone a bowl of special brewed spell toxin

Here you go my dears this one is on the house; you have to drink it all or it won’t work.

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Looks like I’m gonna be biting off lots of hands this Hallow’s End.

/carefully following recipe, “assisted” by imp
vulpera nose…
[Lazpep the Imp] /scurries over with jar
/mutter,add somethings, mutter more
chocolate eclair…
[Lazpep] /look at eclair… /look at Scuzz’s hand… >_>
CHOCOLATE. ECLAIR.
[Lazpep] /handsover!
/more muttering, more adding…
Night elf wisp.
[Lazpep] /looking through jar after jar
NIGHT ELF WISP!
[Lazpep] /shrug!
/siiiiiigh
And of course, we JUST burnt down their newbie zone…

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I’m sure more night elf wisps will replenish soon.

Night Elf wisps are just empty calories, you should try Night Elf ears for more flavour :yum:

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I have panda ears, night elf ears will make it explode.