Hi guys, I’m Applemask the human paladin.
I founded The Mediocre Men at the launch of vanilla, then left for The Force, then left for Angry Beavers, then left for DOP, then hung out with Exare in A Shadow, then went back to The Mediocre Men while I did some soul searching and Grand Marshal grinding. Then, I was in Incultus, then Indomitus, then Inquisition, then went back to The Mediocre Men and made it a real guild for big boys and girls at the launch of BC.
Most of my vanilla memories include ganking anywhere and everywhere, furiously belting out my own outright idiocy at people on the forums, and the sheer amount of crazy people who tried to doxx me on a weekly basis after I started grinding GM.
I never actually left. I’m trapped here. Forever.
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Edit: I forgot I was in Cobra Kai Dojo’s predecessor guild, Dementia, for like 10 minutes before I went to Inquisition. I apologize.