Throw turtles instead

Instead of shooting a Scroll of Blasting at the seagulls and crabs, how about we just throw the turtles instead?

That way, the cycle of life is double effective and there will be more of both overall.

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I like it. Cull the weak with the weak.

Turtle soup for all!

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Exactly. Then we can cull the orc death knights.

Yeah!

I would throw pieces of my gear at them if it made the quest go faster.

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*throws turtle at albatross

i see you have failed druid school ? you cant be mean to animals :wolf:

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Sure.

:smiley:

On the contrary I am Archdruid.

/looks at most of the Horde

:thinking:

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Sure I can, that’s why those P.i.t.a. fellows come chase me when I’m up in Northrend all the time.
/raises paw for more turtle throwing

so the druids lost old ways? now they kill animals :anguished:

They attack us first. It’s self defense ^.^

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if its a cow its ok

Or a bear, or a wild deer or a ferocious rabbit.

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oO we have bad rabbits lol

Turtles make surprisingly terrible Frisbees.

Ikr

Not angry bird bullets though

This thread made me think of this

well that was…horrifying

i felt so bad for that poor thing :frowning:

yeah, she’s a horrible person.

also, has anyone noticed that the “turtles” in wow also aren’t turtles, they have feet instead of flippers making them look a lot more like tortoises.

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