This ain't texas

Off-Topic Movies, TV and Entertainment
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Ain’t no holdem.

Beyonce’s new country album streaming everywhere now.

/bow
/worship

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But I’m literally in Texas so what do I do now?

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And none of this is related to wow

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hisses

Country music… bleh

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is beyonce really a country music artist though?

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Don’t know but country music is just a no in my book regardless of who it’s from

Side note, love the mog.

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There are only a few categories that Country music falls into.

I got drunk.
My wife or girlfriend left me.
My truck broke down.
My dog died.

Which does her song contain?

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Dont forget tractor

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That’s a truck.

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Tractors are not trucks

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not me singing along in my head

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She had to release a country album because she’s mid in every other category lol.

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Sure it is. Tractors are just badly dented trucks with big engines.

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What about bluegrass

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Thats /facepalm

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It’s a terrible song, its over played to hell and Beyonce is a mid-tier singer who only pretends to support other women

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A cover of Dolly Parton’s “Joleen”

So husband/wife left me category

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I L U Fuzz

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How bout some nightwish?