Yes, Dap. I always carry hammers just in case.
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I had the healer tell me he had a rumble in his tumble and if I could speed it up.
It wasn’t a key run, though.
I did start pulling ludicrous amounts to help him and his new pet turtle.
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I snorted.
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I paid for my ksm
“Brb, that magnesium citrate is kicking in.”
Tank: “This healer sucks.”
“Ugh, I hate how slow I am, I click the hotbar buttons and it just feels so slow!”
AFK Bio
“I hope your children die of cancer”
Ahh the joys of pugging in modern WoW.
A warrior on EU servers has become notorious for spewing that garbage into party chat immediately after a M+ run starts. He’s threatening to randomly leave more high-end M+ groups and bricking keys if the group he’s currently in kicks him or disbands outright.
I mean that is perfectly fine. But problem is in my case is that we where running weekly quests. Everyone is 205+ gear except one random dude who is probably 180-ish I’m just guessing.
So our tank , guild member is 99% of time grouchy, and always makes a scene like this. Don’t pull I’m tank, and people get bored running after him because at +2 you can face roll it with that gear
I always respond to something like this with comment “if a class is meta I don’t play it” , i don’t like to play 2 button I win classes , unless they get nerf and people turn their back to that class or spec.
People can’t handle that. Either they kick you or they wait till the end so I can embarrass them by being tops dps 
A good player never complains like that
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I dont really know the paths through here…
12 HoA…
My bars disappeared.
12 DOS Tank “Can we just drop this one? I’ve never even ran a DOS”
What happens while you randomly run around and not look at who is invited…
“BRB drug dealer at the door.”
“Friend is letting me try out tanking”
“Hey it’s your boy Asmongold”
“Affix? I’m affix you.”
Or, a line I actually had to say during a horribly bricked Sanguine Depths run:
“Where’s the glowing thing?”
This was great xD