“OMG what happened there, the video didn’t warn me about that.”
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“afk real quick - pizza’s here”
Right after the 15 key gets put in
Tank- “Its my first time here, let me know if there’s anything I need to watch out for.”
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“My water broke bye.”
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I just ate 20$ worth of taco bell, brb
When the key is put in
Warlock: Help me summon my Doomguard!
Alternatively…
“Uhh… brb guys, I’m being robbed”
The first has never actually happened to me. The second one, though? That actually DID happen to me. Some doped up bastard burst through the front door demanding the keys to our car, saw and snatched em and drove off. Cops found the car dumped a couple blocks down the road.
I was in a group of friends. They legit thought I was joking at first.
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It’s embarrassing when an employee walks in on you playing WoW. I’d rather get caught changing.
“Your parses are grey. Just like your work performance!”
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The tank, after an hour in a +8 PF, and wiping at least once on every trash pull and boss
“Sorry guys, I need to go to sleep, I haven’t slept since yesterday”
“hey guys thanks for inviting me to this heroic run”
After I BOP the tank: “shoot, wrong button!”
“uh, why are we still in combat” is always a “fun” one.
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you gon learn today
-Middle of a key-
Sorry guys gotta go I got wife aggro.
-Tank / Healer disconnects mid pull-
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“gaahr you’re a stupid idiot butt face”
“brb dentist”
“you guys wanna see my collection of human toes?”
My response would have probably been, “I can’t imagine why people with your iLvl didn’t want you and you’re stuck slumming it with us.”
Then the two of you should just team up and fly to the dungeon. I’m with the tank. Let them learn the dungeon and do their job. We need MORE tanks and I don’t care if you think you’re giving them some kind of freebie, it feels terrible to have people make you feel irrelevant, especially, when you can simply go at his pace and make the run easy without doing that.
I don’t get this, what’s going on here?
Any conversation dictating to others that they should be playing meta: class, spec, talents, covenants, etc.
Once during Legion, I was playing this very toon who wasn’t at the top of the list at the time but I was doing it for fun. It was a key with affixes for Eye of Azshara; I was already familiar with the place and I was just gearing her up. Out of the blue, someone started going on saying I should be playing <insert class/spec here>. I just simply told them I already mained one and I was only here for fun. They kept quiet afterward 
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“OOPS, I fat fingered bloodlust”